Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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