If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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