what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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