I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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