I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
i out mim tonsoeep
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