remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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