Plan B is the new Plan A
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
3pm strippers are depressing
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
