I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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