I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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