He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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