I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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