i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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