News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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