LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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