I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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