I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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