great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
