is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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