i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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