My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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