He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
it glows. i had to have it.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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