PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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