Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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