I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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