I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Watching her eat just hurts me
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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