Plan B is the new Plan A
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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