I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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