I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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