I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she looked like the before picture.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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