Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
My liver just had a heart attack.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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