she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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