I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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