Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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