do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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