i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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