sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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