haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
She needs sedatives and a leash
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
