I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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