my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
