I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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