stop calling my apartment porn island.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
My vagina is officially offended.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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