Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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