Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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