YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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