The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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