also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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