If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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