remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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