Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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