I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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