note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
God, I missed his penis.
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