i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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