In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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