When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I stole a fireplace last night.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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