One girl and one boy is just not enough.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Randomize
