You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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