when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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