4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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